Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Robinson Crusoe
Robinson Crusoe is the name of a 1)___________ who was stranded on an island many, many years 2)______________ . He had many problems to 3) ____________as he was the only person alive after the 4) _______________had sunk. One of the first things 5)_____________  had to do was to build a little hut, which would serve as his new 6)______ and would keep him dry if it started to 7)__________ . He also had to search for food, 8)_____ he knew that without food and 9) _________he would die. After searching for some 10)______ he found clean water and trees with lots of 11) __________in them. Little by little he also managed to build different 12) __________of weapons, which helped him to catch wild 13)_____________ and to fish.
One day he noticed some footprints in the 14)____________ . He was very surprised and did not sleep much the following 15)___________ . He was afraid of what would happen if he found the other 16) ___________. The next day he took his weapons with him and went to look for the person. If you have 17)____________ or heard the story then you know what happened. He found a dark man who could not speak his language. Robinson started to call the dark man 18) _____________,as it was on that day that he met him.
Little by little the two men started to understand each other and help one 19)____________ .

In the end Robinson Crusoe was rescued, but that is 20) _____________story. 



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Common Phrases and Expressions in English

Word/Expression: to wolf something down
Quick translation: to eat something quickly
Example: "I wolfed down that sandwich so quickly."
My interpretation: Wolves are known for eating their food quickly, for fear that another wolf will get to it before them. So to "wolf something down" is to eat as quickly as a wolf does.

Word/Expression: gotta
Quick translation: to have to/to need to
Example: "I gotta leave now."

Word/Expression: to go (expression used where food is sold)
Quick translation: to carry out/to take out with you
Example: a waiter or salesperson may ask "Would you like (your food) to go?"

Word/Expression: sick (when used to describe a person's mind or an event)
Quick translation: strange or perverted
Example: "That person is sick!" or "What he did to her is sick!"

Word/Expression: What's up?
Quick translation: a very casual way to say "Hi" or "How are you?" or "What is happening here?"

Word/Expression: handy
Quick translation: very useful, very industrious, or able to fix things themself
Example: "Her husband is very handy around the house."

Word/Expression: to catch a taxi / cab
to hail a cab/taxi
Quick translation: to get a taxi / cab
Example: "Let's catch a taxi to the restaurant."

Word/Expression: to catch a TV show/newstory/conversation
Quick translation: to hear or see something
Example: "Did you catch the news last night?"

Word/Expression: to have time
Quick translation: to have sufficient available time
Example: "If we have time, we can stay at the bar until 11:00 p.m."

Word/Expression: to threaten to kill someone
Quick translation: to be very mad with someone
Example: "I'm going to kill her when I see her."

Word/Expression: "Whatever floats your boat."
Quick translation: whatever pleases you
Example: "I'd prefer to go on Sunday." Response: "OK, whatever floats your boat."

Word/Expression: shaky/sketchy
Quick translation: unsafe, unclear, not a good idea
Examples: "I'm not sure what my boss wants me to do. His directions were a bit sketchy." OR "Should you go there? Isn't that neighborhood a bit shaky/sketchy?"

Word/Expression: "I'm outta here" (I am out of here)
Quick translation: I am leaving now

Word/Expression: guy/guys
Quick translation: a man/a group of men or a group of men AND women.
Examples: "Hi guys (men and/OR women)... what's up?" "That guy (man only) is strange." "Those guys (men, or group of men and women) are also coming with us."
Further clarification: Guy (singular) can only refer to a MAN. Guys (plural) can apply to a group of men and/or women.

Word/Expression: to double-check
Quick translation: to re-check or verify
Example: "You should double-check our bank account balance before we plan our vacation trip."

Word/Expression: "You gotta be kidding me."
Quick translation: "You must be joking." OR "What you are saying cannot be true."

Word/Expression: gonna (pronounced like "gunna")
Quick translation: going to ....
Example: "I'm gonna clean the bathroom today."

ENGLISH LANGUAGE IQ TEST

1. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
BEAR - SNAKE - COW - DOG - TIGER

2. If you rearrange the letters "BARBIT", you would have the name of a:
OCEAN - COUNTRY - STATE - CITY - ANIMAL

3. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
POTATO - CORN - APPLE - CARROT - BEAN

4. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Brother is to sister as niece is to:
MOTHER - DAUGHTER - AUNT - UNCLE - NEPHEW

5. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Milk is to glass as letter is to:
STAMP - PEN - ENVELOPE - BOOK - MAIL

6. "If some Smaugs are Thors and some Thors are Thrains, then some Smaugs are definitely Thrains."
This statement is: TRUE - FALSE - NEITHER

7. Which one of the five makes the best comparison?
Tree is to ground as chimney is to:
SMOKE - BRICK - SKY - GARAGE - HOUSE

8. Which one of the five is least like the other four?
TOUCH - TASTE - HEAR - SMILE - SEE

9. Jack is taller than Peter, and Bill is shorter than Jack.
Which of the following statements would be most accurate?
(A) Bill is taller than Peter.
(B) Bill is shorter than Peter.
(C) Bill is as tall as Peter.
(D) It is impossible to tell whether Bill or Peter is taller.

10. Which one the five is least like the other four?

STOCKING - DRESS - SHOE - PURSE - HAT


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ENGLISH QUIZ

1 - How many words do you think there are in the English language?

a) 70,000 b) 170,000 c) 500,000 d) 2 million+

2 - The following English words come from other languages. Can you guess which language they are borrowed from?

a) Tea b) Coffee c) Casserole d) Potato e) Shampoo

3 - The majority of English words fall into a small number of types of words. These are called word classes. Name the word classes in this table. The first one has been done for you.type of word word class example
1. A word which names 1) noun petal
2. A word which describes 2) ______ pretty
3. A word which describes an action 3) ______ push
4. A word which adds information about verbs 4) ______ smoothly
5. A word which connects parts of speech 5) ___________ and
6. A word which replaces a noun 6)_________  I
7. A word which indicates relationships 7) _____________ before
8. Words which can be used before all common nouns 8) __________ the


4 - The American English word 'zucchini' means what in Standard English English?

a) leek b) courgette c) radish d) spring onion e) yam

5 - After the Battle of Hastings in 1066 what language was spoken by the Royal Court and the ruling class?

a) Latin b) German c) English d) French e) Swedish

6 - Approximately how many languages are spoken in the world? 

a) 1070 b) 1250 c) 2100 d) 2700 e) 3200

7 - Middle English was used by which poet?

a) Hardy b) Blake c) Chaucer d) Shakespeare e) Milton

8 - What are the official languages of Israel? 

a) Hebrew and Arabic b) Hebrew and English c) Arabic and English d) Hebrew and Yiddish

9 - What percentage of the Internet is in English? 

a) 55% b) 69% c) 86% d) 92% e) 95%

10 - According to the U.S. Census, how many languages are spoken in the United States? 
a) 457 b) 329 c) 275 d) 203 e) 162


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POEM 4 - I Cannot Live With You- by Emily DickinsonI

I Cannot Live With You

            I cannot live with You--

It would be Life--
And Life is over there--
Behind the Shelf
 
The Sexton keeps the Key to--
Putting up
Our Life--His Porcelain--
Like a Cup--
 
Discarded of the Housewife--
Quaint--or Broke--
A newer Sevres pleases--
Old Ones crack--
 
I could not die--with You--
For One must wait
To shut the Other's Gaze down--
You--could not--
 
And I--could I stand by
And see You--freeze--
Without my Right of Frost--
Death's privilege?
 
Nor could I rise--with You--
Because Your Face
Would put out Jesus'--
That New Grace
 
Glow plain--and foreign
On my homesick Eye--
Except that You than He
Shone closer by--
 
They'd judge Us--How--
For You--served Heaven--You know,
Or sought to--
I could not--
 
Because You saturated Sight--
And I had no more Eyes
For sordid excellence
As Paradise
 
And were You lost, I would be--
Though My Name
Rang loudest
On the Heavenly fame--
 
And were You--saved--
And I--condemned to be
Where You were not--
That self--were Hell to Me--
 
So We must meet apart--
You there--I--here--
With just the Door ajar
That Oceans are--and Prayer--
And that White Sustenance--
Despair--

 

POEM 3 - The Darkling Thrush by Thomas Hardy

The Darkling Thrush

I leant upon a coppice gate
     When Frost was spectre-gray,
And Winter's dregs made desolate
     The weakening eye of day.
The tangled bine-stems scored the sky
     Like strings of broken lyres,
And all mankind that haunted nigh
     Had sought their household fires. 
 
The land's sharp features seemed to be
     The Century's corpse outleant,
His crypt the cloudy canopy,
     The wind his death-lament.
The ancient pulse of germ and birth
     Was shrunken hard and dry,
And every spirit upon earth
     Seemed fevourless as I.
 
At once a voice arose among
     The bleak twigs overhead
In a full-hearted evensong
     Of joy illimited;
An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small,
     In blast-beruffled plume,
Had chosen thus to fling his soul
     Upon the growing gloom.
 
So little cause for carolings
     Of such ecstatic sound
Was written on terrestrial things
     Afar or nigh around,
That I could think there trembled through
     His happy good-night air
Some blessed Hope, whereof he knew
     And I was unaware.

 

POEM 2-William Shakespeare - Sonnet 71

Listen


No longer mourn for me when I am dead

Then you shall hear the surly sullen bell

Give warning to the world that I am fled

From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:

Nay, if you read this line, remember not

The hand that writ it; for I love you so

That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot

If thinking on me then should make you woe.

O, if, I say, you look upon this verse

When I perhaps compounded am with clay,

Do not so much as my poor name rehearse.

But let your love even with my life decay,

Lest the wise world should look into your moan

And mock you with me after I am gone

POEM 1-THE SONG OF WANDERING AENGUS by W. B. Yeats

THE SONG OF WANDERING AENGUS by W. B. Yeats

I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire aflame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And someone called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,

The golden apples of the sun.



ESSENTIAL WORLD ENGLISH SLANG

If you want to want your English to sound "cool" and "with it", or if you want to understand the street English spoken around the world, then this list is for you! On this page you will find what might be considered the most essential slang. Therefore we recommend any advanced learner of English try and learn at least some of these words. 


airhead: stupid person.

ace: excellent, great.

Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'

aggro - short for aggravation or violence

amber fluid : beer

anorak - geek, nerd.

apples and pears - Rhyming Slang for 'stairs'.

armpit: dirty, unappealing place.

arse / ass [slightly offensive] (1): backside.

arse / ass (2): an unworthy person.

arse about/arsing about - to fool around

arse-about-face: something that is in a mess or crooked

arseholed: very drunk

arvo : afternoon

Aussie : Australian

awesome: great and impressive.

backhander (1): a payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.

backhander (2): hit someone.

ball (1): a fun time.

ball [slightly offensive] (2): a testicle.

ballistic - to go mad with rage

bang [slightly offensive](1): to make love

bang (2): a powerful effect.

banged up - to be put in prison.

bangers - another name for sausages.

barbie : barbecue, grill.

barf (1): vomit.

barmy - a foolish person, mad.

barney - row, violent argument.

beans: money.

beast [offensive] - an ugly woman.

beat: tired.

beemer: a BMW.

bent (1): a 'gay man'

bent (2): 'stolen'.

biggie: something important.

biker: a motorcycle rider.

bikkie : biscuit

bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence.

bird - woman/girl/girlfriend

bitch [offensive] (1): a very unpleasant woman.

bitch [offensive] (2): complain.

bitchy [slightly offensive]: moody.

bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that!).

bladdered - very drunk

blag - a robbery

bloke - man

blotto - 'very drunk'

blue (1) - XXX; dirty, hot, steamy, pornographic

blue (2): domestic fight or row.

bluey - pornographic film

boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'.

bod: body.

bonkers; go bonkers: crazy.

bonzer : great.

booboo: a mistake.

bovver - trouble, usually fighting.

booze: alcohol.

boozer (1): a pub

boozer (2): someone who likes alcohol.

Brahms and Liszt - Rhyming Slang for 'pissed' (drunk).

brass monkeys - cold weather

bread: money.

brew (1): tea or coffee.

brew (2): beer.

brill - short for 'brilliant'.

bull: bullshit; lie.

bullshit [offensive]: lie; dishonesty.

bugger - a mild form of abuse or an exclamation.

bunk-off - to be absent without permission

bunk-up - to make love.

bushed: extremely tired.

butt: the buttocks, bottom.

cabbage - someone who is a bit slow or stupid

cakehole - mouth..

catch some rays: get some sunshine.

char / cha - tea.

cheesy: cheap; lacking in good taste.

chicken: coward.

chook : a chicken

chuck up: vomit

chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy.

ciggy - slang for cigarette.

cock and bull story - a rubbish story, nonsense.

(to) cop it - to die, to get into trouble.

cool: excellent; superb.

cooler, the: gaol; jail; prison

couch potato: a person who watches too much television.

cozzie : swimming costume

cranky : in a bad mood, angry.

crap [slightly offensive] (1): something worthless.

crap [offensive] (2): excrement.

crap [slightly offensive] (3): falsehoods and lies.

crikey - an expression of astonishment.

crust - money / wage.

cushy - easy.

dead cert - something that is definite.

deck: to hit someone.

dicey: unpredictable; risky.

dickhead [slightly offensive] - an idiot, fool.

dill : an idiot.

ding-dong - argument or fight.

dipstick - idiot, fool.

dirt: extremely bad person.

dirty: offensive; pornographic.

div/divvy - stupid or slow person.

doodle - something thats easy / no problem.

dodgy - dubious person or thing.

dog [offensive] - an ugly girl.

done over - beaten up

dope - a slow or stupid person.

doobry - a nonsensical word used when you forget the name of something

dorky: strange; peculiar.

dosh - money.

dosser - down-and-out, tramp.

down under : Australia and New Zealand.

Drongo : a dope, stupid person.

dude: a male.

dump [slightly offensive] - to defecate.

dyke [offensive] - lesbian.

dynamite: powerful; excellent.

dinosaur: something out of date or old fashioned.

earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter.

evil: great; excellent.

eyeball: to stare long and hard at someone or something.

eyepopper: something or someone visibly astounding.

fab: fabulous.

face-off: confrontation.

fag [offensive] (1): homosexual

fag (2): cigarette

family jewels - Rhyming Slang for testicles.

far out - splendid.

fart [offensive] (1): an escape of gas from the bowels.

fart [slightly offensive] (2): an unpleasant person

fat head - an idiot or dull person.

fender-bender: small accident.

filth [offensive] - the police.

fit - sexually attractive.

five finger discount - shoplifting.

flaky: unpredictable.

flashback: sudden memory.

flick (1): film; movie.

flick (2): to give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or him/her

floating : intoxicated

floozie - a mistress or girlfriend.

flommox - confuse

flutter - a bet (on horse racing or football)

footie - Abbreviated form for football.

for crying out loud ! - a expression of frustration or anger.

forty winks - a short sleep or nap.

fox: attractive, alluring person.

freebie: something that does not cost money.

French kiss : kissing with the tongue.

full monty - 'the whole lot', everything.

full-on - powerful, with maximum effort.

funny farm - mental hospital or institution.

funny money - counterfeit money.

gaff - house or flat.

gander - to look at.

geek: an unattractive person who works too hard.

get it: to understand something.

glitch: flaw.

gobshite [offensive] - someone who talks rubbish all the time.

go bananas: go slightly mad.

good onya : good for you, well done

goof (1): make a mistake.

goof (2): a silly and foolish person.

goof off: waste time.

goof up: make a mistake.

goofy: silly.

Gordon Bennet - an exclamation.

grand: one thousand dollars.

grass: marijuana.

greaser - slang name for a 1950's style man.

grog : alcohol, beer.

grub: food.

grubby: not clean.

grungy: unclean and stinky.

gut: a person's stomach; belly.

guts: courage.

gyno - gynaecologist

hacked off - fed up, annoyed.

hairy: difficult; dangerous.

ham-fisted - clumsy.

hammered - drunk.

handcuffs: an engagement ring or wedding ring

hang a left: make a left turn.

hang a right: make a right turn.

headcase - mad

hep: sensible; informed.

her ('er) indoors - wife, girlfriend.

hickey: a love bite on the skin.

hip: sensible; informed.

hole in the wall - a cashpoint machine or bankomat.

hoo-ha - trouble; commotion.

hooker: prostitute.

horny: in the mood for sex, sexually stimulated;.

hot (1): sexy.

hot (2):popular.

hottie : hot water bottle

huff - bad mood.

humungous: really big.

hump (1) - to have sex.

hump (2) - bad mood.

hyper: overly excited.

icky: unpleasant.

I.D.: identification.

iffy - dubious, doubtful.

I'm outta here: I'm leaving; I'm departing.

in: fashionable.

ivories: teeth.

jack around: waste time.

jam (1): trouble.

jam (2): improvise (musically).

jamming, to be : going well.

jammy - lucky.

jerk: stupid or annoying person.

jock: someone good at sports.

K : a thousand.

keep your hair on - "keep calm".

kick back: relax and enjoy.

kick the bucket: die.

kip - sleep.

knackered - exhausted.

knees up - party.

knock: condemn, criticise.

knockout: beautiful woman; handsome man.

knock back : refusal (noun), refuse (transitive verb)

kook: peculiar person.

kraut [slightly offensive] - German

laid back: relaxed; calm.

lairy - loud, brash.

lame: incompetent.

legless - very drunk.

limp wristed - a gay man.

lip: cheeky talk.

loaded - someone with a lot of money.

loo : toilet

loser: a bungling and worthless person.

lost the plot - crazy/mad.

love handles: excess fat around the waist.

luvverly jubberly - wonderful, great, all is well.

make waves: cause problems.

malarkey - nonsense.

mate - friend

max, to the : maximum.

mega: big.

megabucks: a large amount of money.

mellow: relaxed.

mickey-mouse: unimportant; time-wasting.

minger [offensive] - an unattractive person (usually female).

mongrel : despicable person

moonie [offensive!] - to show one's bottom (arse) to unsuspecting onlookers.

moose [offensive] - an ugly girl.

mozzie : mosquito

mug : a gullible person.

naff - something which is cheap and nasty.

naff off - a milder version off fu*k off.

nancy (nancy boy) - a homosexual.

nark - a police informer.

narked - to be annoyed.

neat: cool; great.

nick - to steal.

nipper - a small child.

no-hoper - somebody who'll never do well

nosh - food.

not cricket - not normal or correct.

not all there - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually

not half! - cetainly, for sure.

not the full quid - someone who is stupid, not bright intellectually.

nuke (1): nuclear weapon.

nuke (2): destroy; delete.

nuke (3): cook something in the microwave oven.

nut (1): odd or crazy person.

nut (2): someone passionate about something.

nutter - crazy person.

nuts [slightly offensive]: testicles.

nutty - eccentric.

off your face - to be very drunk.

out of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned.

pad: someone's home.

pants (1) - an exclamation of frustration.

pants (2) - bad or rubbish.

party: celebrate.

party animal: someone that loves parties.

paws: hands.

peanuts: very little money.

pee: to urinate.

pickled: drunk.

pig out: eat too much.

pigs ear: to make a mistake with something.

piss [slightly offensive] - to urinate.

pissed - drunk.

pissed (off): angry; upset.

piss-head - a habitual drinker or alcoholic.

piss-up - a big drinking session.

plank - an idiot.

plastered: drunk.

plonker - an idiot

pad: someone's home.

plonk (1) : cheap wine

plonk (2): sit down - as in "plonk your arse down there".

poop [offensive]: defecation; shit.

poop out: get tired and quit.

postie : postman

pot: marijuana.

prezzy : present, gift

pro - someone who's good at something; professional.

psycho: crazy person.

puke: vomit.

pumped (up): excited.

queer [slightly offensive] - a homosexual.

rabbit - talk.

racket (1): noise.

racket (2): an occupation.

racket (3): something that's dishonest or deceptive.

rat: a despicable person.

rat-arsed - drunk.

rear (end): buttocks.

(a) riot - something or someone very funny.

rip off (1): stealing.

rip off (2): fraud.

ripper : great, fantastic

rocking: great; excellent.

roll up - a hand rolled cigarette.

rosie lee - tea

rubbish: nonsense; not true.

ruck - a fight.

rug - wig, toupee.

rug rat: a child.

rum - odd, strange.

runs, the: diarrhoea.

scoff: to eat.

screw up: to make a mistake.

screw-up: a person who makes a mistake.

scum (offensive] - a despicable individual.

shades - sunglasses.

shag [slightly offensive] - to make love.

shagged-out - to feel tired.

shed-load - a huge amount.

shite - milder variation of the word shit.

shitfaced [slightly offensive] - very drunk.

shithead [slightly offensive]: a stupid, impolite person.

skint - to have no money

skosh - a little bit.

slapper [offensive] - a loose or easy woman.

smeghead - an idiot.

snog - to kiss

snookered: cheated, stuck.

solid (1): really good; cool.

solid (2): consecutive.

specs: eyeglasses.

split: to leave.

spunk [offensive] (1): semen

spunk (2): spirit.

spunk (3): an attractive man.

stoned: drunk from drugs or alcohol.

stunner - a very good looking woman.

street smart: knowledgeable about city life.

strewth : exclamation

(I'll be) stuffed : expression of surprise

suck: to be bad and unacceptable.

sunnies : sunglasses

swagman : tramp

sweet - excellent, cool.

ta - thanks.

tacky - something of poor taste or style.

tanked (up) - to get very drunk.

tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for thief.

telly - television.

thick as shit [offensive]- very stupid.

thick as two short planks [offensive] - very stupid.

thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit, something you don't know the name of!

thou: thousand.

threads: clothing.

ticker (1): the heart.

ticker (2): a watch.

tiddly - slightly drunk.

toss-pot [slightly offensive] - idiot.

totally: really; completely.

to the max: maximum.

troll - an ugly girl.

(the) trots - diarrhoea.

trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife'.

trout [offensive] - unattractive woman

turkey (1): failure; flop.

turkey (2): dumb person.

turn-off: something that repulses a person.

umpteen: many; countless.

up for it - to be willing to have a good time.

up the duff - to be pregnant.

Uncle Tom Cobley and all - a phrase meaning 'everyone'.

uptight: nervous; anxious.

veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable)

wad: a lot of money.

wanker - an idiot or an unpleasant person.

wasted: killed.

weed (1): marijuana.

weed (2): someone who is weak.

wheels: car; motorcycle.

whiz: someone who shows a special talent for something.

wicked - excellent, cool.

wimp: weak; feeble.

wimpy: weak.

wind up - to tease.

winks: sleep.

wuss : coward

x-rated - pornographic.

yabber : talk (a lot)

Yank: an American.

yob - a horrible or uncouth young man.

zeds - sleep.

zero - an unimportant person.

zilch - nothing

zip (1) -nothing.

zip (2) - energy; vigor.

zip it - shut up.

zit: pimple; acne.


100 WORDS TO IMPRESS THE EXAMINER

How to Improve your Vocabulary
100 words to Impress an Examiner!


Here are 100 advanced English words which should you be able to use them in a sentence will impress even educated native speakers! Perfect if you want to impress the examiner in examinations like: IELTS, TOEFL and Cambridge CAE and CPE. If you are really serious about having an extensive and impressive vocabulary, try learning these and then try these advanced vocabulary tests.

Part ONE  
aberration

(n.) something that differs from the norm (In 1974, Poland won the World Cup, but the success turned out to be an aberration, and Poland have not won a World Cup since).
abhor

(v.) to hate, detest (Because he always wound up getting hit in the head when he tried to play cricket, Marcin began to abhor the sport).
acquiesce

(v.) to agree without protesting (Though Mr. Pospieszny wanted to stay outside and work in his garage, when his wife told him that he had better come in to dinner, he acquiesced to her demands.)
alacrity

(n.) eagerness, speed (For some reason, Simon loved to help his girlfriend whenever he could, so when his girlfriend asked him to set the table he did so with alacrity.)
amiable

(adj.) friendly (An amiable fellow, Neil got along with just about everyone.)
appease

(v.) to calm, satisfy (When Jerry cries, his mother gives him chocolate to appease him.)
arcane

(adj.) obscure, secret, known only by a few (The professor is an expert in arcane Kashubian literature.)
avarice

(n.) excessive greed (The banker’s avarice led him to amass an enormous personal fortune.)
brazen

(adj.) excessively bold, brash, clear and obvious (Critics condemned the writer’s brazen attempt to plagiarise Frankow-Czerwonko’s work.)
brusque

(adj.) short, abrupt, dismissive (Simon’s brusque manner sometimes offends his colleagues.)
cajole

(v.) to urge, coax (Magda's friends cajoled her into drinking too much.)
callous

(adj.) harsh, cold, unfeeling (The murderer’s callous lack of remorse shocked the jury.)
candor

(n.) honesty, frankness (We were surprised by the candor of the politician’s speech because she is usually rather evasive.)
chide

(v.) to voice disapproval (Hania chided Gregory for his vulgar habits and sloppy appearance.)
circumspect

(adj.) cautious (Though I promised Marta’s father I would bring her home promptly by midnight, it would have been more circumspect not to have specified a time.)
clandestine

(adj.) secret (Announcing to her boyfriend that she was going to the library, Maria actually went to meet George for a clandestine liaison.)
coerce

(v.) to make somebody do something by force or threat (The court decided that David Beckham did not have to honor the contract because he had been coerced into signing it.)
coherent

(adj.) logically consistent, intelligible (William could not figure out what Harold had seen because he was too distraught to deliver a coherent statement.)
complacency

(n.) self-satisfied ignorance of danger (Simon tried to shock his friends out of their complacency by painting a frightening picture of what might happen to them.)
confidant

(n.) a person entrusted with secrets (Shortly after we met, he became my chief confidant.)
connive

(v.) to plot, scheme (She connived to get me to give up my plans to start up a new business.)
cumulative

(adj.) increasing, building upon itself (The cumulative effect of hours spent using the World English website was a vast improvement in his vocabulary and general level of English.)
debase

(v.) to lower the quality or esteem of something (The large raise that he gave himself debased his motives for running the charity.)
decry

(v.) to criticize openly (Andrzej Lepper, the leader of the Polish Self Defence party decried the appaling state of Polish roads.)
deferential

(adj.) showing respect for another’s authority (Donata is always excessively deferential to any kind of authority figure.)
demure

(adj.) quiet, modest, reserved (Though everyone else at the party was dancing and going crazy, she remained demure.)
deride

(v.) to laugh at mockingly, scorn (The native speaker often derided the other teacher’s accent.)
despot

(n.) one who has total power and rules brutally (The despot issued a death sentence for anyone who disobeyed his laws.)
diligent

(adj.) showing care in doing one’s work (The diligent researcher made sure to double check her measurements.)
elated

(adj.) overjoyed, thrilled (When he found out he had won the lottery, the postman was elated.)
eloquent

(adj.) expressive, articulate, moving (The best man gave such an eloquent speech that most guests were crying.)
embezzle

(v.) to steal money by falsifying records (The accountant was fired for embezzling €10,000 of the company’s funds.)
empathy

(n.) sensitivity to another’s feelings as if they were one’s own (I feel such empathy for my dog when she’s upset so am I!)
enmity

(n.) ill will, hatred, hostility (John and Scott have clearly not forgiven each other, because the enmity between them is obvious to anyone in their presence.)
erudite

(adj.) learned (My English teacher is such an erudite scholar that he has translated some of the most difficult and abstruse Old English poetry.)
extol

(v.) to praise, revere (Kamila extolled the virtues of a vegetarian diet to her meat-loving boyfriend.)
fabricate

(v.) to make up, invent (When I arrived an hour late to class, I fabricated some excuse about my car breaking down on the way to work.)
feral

(adj.) wild, savage (That beast looks so feral that I would fear being alone with it.)
flabbergasted

(adj.) astounded (Whenever I read an Agatha Christie mystery novel, I am always flabbergasted when I learn the identity of the murderer.)
forsake

(v.) to give up, renounce (I won't forsake my conservative principles.)
fractious

(adj.) troublesome or irritable (Although the child insisted he wasn’t tired, his fractious behaviour - especially his decision to crush his jam sandwiches all over the floor - convinced everyone present that it was time to put him to bed.)
furtive

(adj.) secretive, sly (Claudia’s placement of her drugs in her sock drawer was not as furtive as she thought, as the sock drawer is the first place most parents look.)
gluttony

(n.) overindulgence in food or drink (Helen’s fried chicken tastes so divine, I don’t know how anyone can call gluttony a sin.)
gratuitous

(adj.) uncalled for, unwarranted (Every evening the guy at the fish and chip shop gives me a gratuitous helping of vinegar.)
haughty

(adj.) disdainfully proud (The superstar’s haughty dismissal of her co-stars will backfire on her someday.)
hypocrisy

(n.) pretending to believe what one does not (Once the politician began passing legislation that contradicted his campaign promises, his hypocrisy became apparent.)
impeccable

(adj.) exemplary, flawless (If your grades were as impeccable as your brother’s, then you too would receive a car for a graduation present.)
impertinent

(adj.) rude, insolent (Most of your comments are so impertinent that I don’t wish to dignify them with an answer.)
implacable

(adj.) incapable of being appeased or mitigated (Watch out: once you shun Grandmother’s cooking, she is totally implacable.)
impudent

(adj.) casually rude, insolent, impertinent (The impudent young woman looked her teacher up and down and told him he was hot.)
incisive

(adj.) clear, sharp, direct (The discussion wasn’t going anywhere until her incisive comment allowed everyone to see what the true issues were.)
indolent

(adj.) lazy (Why should my indolent children, who can’t even pick themselves up off the sofa to pour their own juice, be rewarded with a trip to Burger King?)
inept

(adj.) not suitable or capable, unqualified (She proved how inept she was when she forgot two orders and spilled a pint of cider in a customer’s lap.)
infamy

(n.) notoriety, extreme ill repute (The infamy of his crime will not lessen as time passes.)
inhibit

(v.) to prevent, restrain, stop (When I told you I needed the car last night, I certainly never meant to inhibit you from going out.)
innate

(adj.) inborn, native, inherent (His incredible athletic talent is innate, he never trains, lifts weights, or practices.)
insatiable

(adj.) incapable of being satisfied (My insatiable appetite for blondes was a real problem on my recent holiday in Japan!)
insular

(adj.) separated and narrow-minded; tight-knit, closed off (Because of the sensitive nature of their jobs, those who work for MI5 must remain insular and generally only spend time with each other.)
intrepid

(adj.) brave in the face of danger (After scaling a live volcano prior to its eruption, the explorer was praised for his intrepid attitude.)
inveterate

(adj.) stubbornly established by habit (I’m the first to admit that I’m an inveterate cider drinker—I drink four pints a day.)

Part TWO
jubilant 

(adj.) extremely joyful, happy (The crowd was jubilant when the firefighter carried the woman from the flaming building.)
knell

(n.) the solemn sound of a bell, often indicating a death (Echoing throughout our village, the funeral knell made the grey day even more grim.)
lithe

(adj.) graceful, flexible, supple (Although the dancers were all outstanding, Joanna’s control of her lithe body was particularly impressive.)
lurid

(adj.) ghastly, sensational (Barry’s story, in which he described a character torturing his neighbour's tortoise, was judged too lurid to be published on the English Library's website.)
maverick

(n.) an independent, nonconformist person (John is a real maverick and always does things his own way.)
maxim

(n.) a common saying expressing a principle of conduct (Ms. Stone’s etiquette maxims are both entertaining and instructional.)
meticulous

(adj.) extremely careful with details (The ornate needlework in the bride’s gown was a product of meticulous handiwork.)
modicum

(n.) a small amount of something (Refusing to display even a modicum of sensitivity, Magda announced her boss’s affair to the entire office.)
morose

(adj.) gloomy or sullen (David’s morose nature made him very unpleasant to talk to.)
myriad

(adj.) consisting of a very great number (It was difficult to decide what to do on Saturday night because the city presented us with myriad possibilities for fun.)
nadir

(n.) the lowest point of something (My day was boring, but the nadir came when my new car was stolen.)
nominal

(adj.) trifling, insignificant (Because he was moving the following week and needed to get rid of his furniture more than he needed money, Kim sold everything for a nominal price.)
novice

(n.) a beginner, someone without training or experience (Because we were all novices at archery, our instructor decided to begin with the basics
nuance

(n.) a slight variation in meaning, tone, expression (The nuances of the poem were not obvious to the casual reader, but the teacher was able to point them out.)
oblivious

(adj.) lacking consciousness or awareness of something (Oblivious to the burning smell emanating from the kitchen, my father did not notice that the rolls in the oven were burned until much too late.)
obsequious

(adj.) excessively compliant or submissive (Donald acted like Susan’s servant, obeying her every request in an obsequious manner.)
obtuse

(adj.) lacking quickness of sensibility or intellect (Political opponents warned that the prime minister’s obtuse approach to foreign policy would embroil the nation in mindless war.)
panacea

(n.) a remedy for all ills or difficulties (Doctors wish there was a single panacea for every disease, but sadly there is not.)
parody

(n.) a satirical imitation (A hush fell over the classroom when the teacher returned to find Magdalena acting out a parody of his teaching style.)
penchant

(n.) a tendency, partiality, preference (Fiona’s dinner parties quickly became monotonous on account of her penchant for Indian dishes.)
perusal

(n.) a careful examination, review (The actor agreed to accept the role after a three-month perusal of the movie script.)
plethora

(n.) an abundance, excess (The wedding banquet included a plethora of oysters piled almost three feet high.)
predilection

(n.) a preference or inclination for something (James has a predilection for eating toad in the whole with tomato ketchup.)
quaint

(adj.) charmingly old-fashioned (Mary was delighted by the quaint bonnets she saw in Romania.)
rash

(adj.) hasty, incautious (It’s best to think things over calmly and thoroughly, rather than make rash decisions.)
refurbish

(v.) to restore, clean up (After being refurbished the old Triumph motorcycle commanded the handsome price of $6000.)
repudiate

(v.) to reject, refuse to accept (Tom made a strong case for an extension of his curfew, but his mother repudiated it with a few biting words.)
rife

(adj.) abundant (Surprisingly, the teacher’s writing was rife with spelling errors.)
salient

(adj.) significant, conspicuous (One of the salient differences between Alison and Helen is that Alison is a couple of kilos heavier.)
serendipity

(n.) luck, finding good things without looking for them (In an amazing bit of serendipity, penniless Mark found a $50 bill on the back seat of the bus.)
staid

(adj.) sedate, serious, self-restrained (The staid butler never changed his expression no matter what happened.)
superfluous

(adj.) exceeding what is necessary (Samantha had already won the campaign so her constant flattery of others was superfluous.)
sycophant

(n.) one who flatters for self-gain (Some see the people in the cabinet as the Prime Minister’s closest advisors, but others see them as sycophants.)
taciturn

(adj.) not inclined to talk (Though Magda never seems to stop talking, her brother is quite taciturn.)
truculent

(adj.) ready to fight, cruel (This club doesn’t really attract the dangerous types, so why was that bouncer being so truculent?)
umbrage

(n.) resentment, offence (He called me a lily-livered coward, and I took umbrage at the insult.)
venerable

(adj.) deserving of respect because of age or achievement (The venerable High Court judge had made several key rulings in landmark cases throughout the years.)
vex

(v.) to confuse or annoy (My boyfriend vexes me by pinching my bottom for hours on end.)
vociferous

(adj.) loud, boisterous (I’m tired of his vociferous whining so I’m breaking up with him.)
wanton

(adj.) undisciplined, lewd, lustful (Joanna’s wanton demeanor often made the frat guys next door very excited.)
zenith

(n.) the highest point, culminating point (I was too nice to tell Emily that she had reached the absolute zenith of her career with that one top 10 hit of hers.)



TOP 100 MISSPELT WORDS IN ENGLISH

acceptable

accidentally

accommodate

acquire

acquit

a lot

amateur

apparent

argument

atheist

believe

calendar

category

cemetery

changeable

collectible

committed

conscience

conscientious

conscious

definite(ly)

disappear

discipline

drunkenness

embarrass equipment

exhilarate

exceed

existence

experience

fiery

foreign

fourth

gauge

generally

grammar

grateful

guarantee

harass

height

hierarchy

ignorance

immediate

independent

indispensable

intelligence

its / it's

judgement

knowledge

leisure library

lightning

maintenance

manoeuvre

memento

millennium

miniature

mischievous

noticeable

occasion

occasionally

occur / occurred

occurrence

official

parallel

parliament

pastime

pigeon

possession

preferable

principal / principle

privilege

questionnaire

receive

recommend referred

reference

relevant

religious

restaurant

ridiculous

rhythm

sandal

schedule

scissors

sensible

separate

special

success

to / too / two

tomorrow

their / they're / there

twelfth

tyranny

until

vacuum

vicious

weather

weird

you're / your

The 250 Most Commonly Used Words in the English Language

Rank Word                                  Rank Word
     1 the                                           126 name
     2 of                                             127 very
     3 to                                             128 through
     4 and                                          129 just
     5 a                                              130 form
     6 in                                             131 much
     7 is                                              132 great
     8 it                                              133 think
     9 you                                          134 say
    10 that                                        135 help
    11 he                                            136 low
    12 was                                         137 line
    13 for                                           138 before
    14 on                                            139 turn
    15 are                                           140 cause
    16 with                                         141 same
    17 as                                             142 mean
    18 I                                               143 differ
    19 his                                            144 move
    20 they                                         145 right
    21 be                                             146 boy
    22 at                                             147 old
    23 one                                          148 too
    24 have                                        149 does
    25 this                                          150 tell
    26 from                                        151 sentence
    27 or                                             152 set
    28 had                                          153 three
   29 by                                             154 want
   30 hot                                           155 air
   31 but                                           156 well
   32 some                                        157 also
   33 what                                        158 play
   34 there                                       159 small
   35 we                                           160 end
   36 can                                          161 put
   37 out                                           162 home
   38 other                                       163 read
   39 were                                        164 hand
  40 all                                              165 port
  41 your                                          166 large
  42 when                                         167 spell
  43 up                                              168 add
  44 use                                             169 even
  45 word                                          170 land
  46 how                                            171 here
  47 said                                             172 must
  48 an                                                173 big
  49 each                                            174 high
  50 she                                              175 such
  51 which                                          176 follow
  52 do                                                177 act
  53 their                                            178 why
  54 time                                             179 ask
  55 if                                                   180 men
  56 will                                               181 change
  57 way                                              182 went
  58 about                                           183 light
  59 many                                           184 kind
  60 then                                             185 off
  61 them                                            186 need
  62 would                                           187 house
  63 write                                            188 picture
  64 like                                               189 try
  65 so                                                  190 us
  66 these                                            191 again
  67 her                                                192 animal
  68 long                                               193 point
  69 make                                            194 mother
  70 thing                                             195 world
  71 see                                                 196 near
  72 him                                                197 build
  73 two                                                198 self
  74 has                                                 199 earth
  75 look                                                200 father
  76 more                                              201 head
  77 day                                                 202 stand
  78 could                                              203 own
  79 go                                                   204 page
  80 come                                             205 should
  81 did                                                 206 country
  82 my                                                 207 found
  83 sound                                            208 answer
  84 no                                                  209 school
  85 most                                             210 grow
  86 number                                       211 study
  87 who                                              212 still
  88 over                                             213 learn
  89 know                                           214 plant
  90 water                                          215 cover
  91 than                                             216 food
  92 call                                               217 sun
  93 first                                             218 four
  94 people                                         219 thought
  95 may                                             220 let
  96 down                                           221 keep
  97 side                                              222 eye
  98 been                                            223 never
  99 now                                             224 last
100 find                                             225 door
101 any                                             226 between
102 new                                            227 city
103 work                                          228 tree
104 part                                           229 cross
105 take                                           230 since
106 get                                             231 hard
107 place                                          232 start
108 made                                         233 might
109 live                                            234 story
110 where                                       235 saw
111 after                                          236 far
112 back                                          237 sea
113 little                                          238 draw
114 only                                           239 left
115 round                                        240 late
116 man                                           241 run
117 year                                           242 don't
118 came                                         243 while
119 show                                          244 press
120 every                                        245 close
121 good                                           246 night
122 me                                             247 real
123 give                                           248 life
124 our                                            249 few
125 under                                        250 stop

Monday, November 23, 2009

Merry X'mas 2009

Glitter Graphics

Christmas Jokes

Question and Answer Christmas Jokes
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: Olive ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Christmas Jokes

The elves love to make up silly Christmas jokes when they're making presents. And Christmas jokes are their favourite! Here are some of the jokes that always make the elves laugh!


What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!

A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!

What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. That's no offence", said the judge. " It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.

How strange can a language be?

There is no egg in an eggplant. It doesn't look or taste like an egg.

There is no ham in a hamburger.

There is no pine nor apple in a pineapple.

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

English muffins were not invented in England and French fries were not invented in France, so where did such names come from?

Some names seem to describe the opposite of what the things really are:

Quicksand pulls you down slowly.

Boxing rings are square.

A Guinea pig is not from Guinea and it is not a member of the pig family.

Some examples of why you cannot blindly follow English grammar rules:

If writers write and painters paint and riders ride, then why don't fingers fing or hammers ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth and the plural of goose is geese, then shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth and the plural of moose be meese? Maybe they should be, but they aren't.

If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do you think a humanitarian eats?

How can a house that is burning up finally end in being burned down?

At a bank or loan office, how can you fill in the necessary information as you fill out the forms?

Why is it that when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible?

Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?

Why do people park on driveways but drive on parkways?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Friday, November 6, 2009

'German Proverbs'

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
German Proverb

A little too late, is much too late.
German Proverb

A teacher is better than two books.
German Proverb

All or nothing!
German Proverb

An old man loved is winter with flowers.
German Proverb

Anger without power is folly.
German Proverb

Better in the dust than crawl near the throne.
German Proverb

Beware of a silent dog and still water.
German Proverb

Fat hen lay few eggs.
German Proverb

He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup.

German Proverb

A miser is ever in want.
Greek Proverb

A small evil may be a great good.
Greek Proverb

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime.
Greek Proverb

Act quickly, think slowly.
Greek Proverb

Add not fire to fire.
Greek Proverb

Affairs sleep soundly when fortune is present.
Greek Proverb

Don't hear one and judge two.
Greek Proverb

Endeavour to bear the ignorance of fortune with patience.
Greek Proverb

He who has been angry becomes cool again.
Greek Proverb

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon.
Greek Proverb

A cough will stick longer by a horse than a peck of oats.
Gypsy Proverb

A dapple-grey horse will sooner die than tire.
Gypsy Proverb

A lonely old crow, see someone you know, Fly to your right, sure to be right, And if you are hawking, money before night.
Gypsy Proverb

Flies go to lean horses.
Gypsy Proverb

Good horses can't be of a bad colour.
Gypsy Proverb

He that hath a white horse and a fair wife need never want for trouble.
Gypsy Proverb

In selling a horse praise his bad point, and leave the good ones to look after themselves.
Gypsy Proverb

One man may better steal a horse than another look on.
Gypsy Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the horse thief not one.
Gypsy Proverb

Water trotted is as good as oats.
Gypsy Proverb

'English Proverbs'

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush. 
English Proverb

A carrion crow never brings luck.
English Proverb

A fair day in winter is the mother of a storm.
English Proverb

A fair October and a good blast, will blow the hag and her broom away fast.
English Proverb

A fly may sting a horse and make him wince.
English Proverb

A fog from the sea brings corn to the mills.
English Proverb

A good servant makes a bad enemy.
English Proverb

A late spring is a great blessing.
English Proverb

A lawyer never goes to law himself.
English Proverb

A man can only die once.

English Proverb

Each thing is fair when it is young.
Estonian Proverb

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree.
Ethiopian Proverb

He who conceals his disease cannot expect to be cured.
Ethiopian Proverb

When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
Ethiopian Proverb

Age does not give sense it only makes one go slowly.
Finnish Proverb

A bad bush is better than an open field.
French Proverb

A bad sheerer never had a good sickle.
French Proverb

A black hen lays a white egg.
French Proverb

A healthy man is a successful man.
French Proverb

A hedge between keeps friendship green
French Proverb

A late Easter, a long cold spring.
French Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
French Proverb

A summer's sun is worth the having.
French Proverb

A teacher stands in fear of teaching.
French Proverb

A throne is only a bench covered with velvet.
French Proverb

'Danish Proverbs'

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap.
Danish Proverb

He who leaps high must take a long run.
Danish Proverb

It is hard to pay for bread that has been eaten.
Danish Proverb

No man limps because another is hurt.
Danish Proverb

The best advice is found on the pillow.
Danish Proverb

The year does nothing else but open and shut.
Danish Proverb

There is no need to fasten a bell to a fool.
Danish Proverb

Though the bird may fly over your head, let it not make its nest in your hair.
Danish Proverb

Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
Danish Proverb

Who takes the child by the hand, takes the mother by the heart.

Danish Proverb

If you touch a robin's nest, you will have a crooked finger all your life...
Devon Proverb

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him.
Dutch Proverb

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly.
Dutch Proverb

One cannot shoe a running horse.
Dutch Proverb

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth.
Dutch Proverb

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper.
Dutch Proverb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs.
Dutch Proverb

'Celtic Proverbs

A little help is better than a lot of pity.
Celtic Proverb

Dress a goat in silk and it's still a goat.
Celtic Proverb

Say only a little but say it well.
Celtic Proverb

The first sip of broth is always the tastiest.
Celtic Proverb

Three candles dispel the darkness; truth, knowledge and the ways of nature.

Celtic Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming.
Cheshire Proverb

A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than its fill from a river.
Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections.
Chinese Proverb

A dog in a kennel barks at his fleas; a dog hunting does not notice them.
Chinese Proverb

A hundred men may make an encampment, but it takes a woman to make a home.
Chinese Proverb

A man without a smiling face must not open shop.
Chinese Proverb

A murder may be forgiven, an affront never.
Chinese Proverb

A needle is not sharp at both ends.
Chinese Proverb

A young branch takes on all the bends that one gives it.
Chinese Proverb

Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.
Chinese Proverb

Before dinner, let us explore the southern plains and climb the northern mountains. After dinner, there are snakes in the southern plains and tiger in the northern mountains.
Chinese Proverb

A dry east wind raises the spring.
Cornish Proverb

A fog and a small moon bring an easterly win soon.
Cornish Proverb

He that hurts a robin will never prosper.
Cornish Proverb

Small riches hath the most rest.
Cornish Proverb

Many a friend was lost through a joke, but none was ever gained so.
Czech Proverb

Many doctors, death accomplished.
Czech Proverb

Thursday, November 5, 2009

'Bulgarian Proverbs'

A tree falls the way it leans.

Bulgarian Proverb

Day by day passes until the last stands behind the door.
Burmese Proverb

If you take big paces you leave big spaces.
Burmese Proverb

Only with a new ruler do you realize the value of the old.
Burmese Proverb

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.
Burmese Proverb

The more violent the love, the more violent the anger.
Burmese Proverb

The top of a pinnacle now, firewood soon.
Burmese Proverb

The verse will halt if the tongue's too true.
Burmese Proverb

Young folk silly folk, old folk cold folk.
Butch Proverb

The heart of a wise man lies like limpid water
Cameroonian Proverb

The rain does not fall on one roof alone.
Cameroonian Proverb

All Hallows moon, witches soon.
Canadian Proverb

The devil places a pillow for a drunken man to fall upon.
Canadian Proverb

Belgian Proverbs'

If you don't use your head, you'll use your pocketbook.
Belgian Proverb

'Babylonian Proverbs'

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.
Babylonian Proverb

'Ashanti Proverbs'

Only when you have crossed the rive can you say the crocodile has a lump on his snout.
Ashanti Proverb

Pick up the hen and you can gather all the chicks.
Ashanti Proverb

Rain beats a leopard's skin, but it does not wash off the spots.
Ashanti Proverb

Argentine Proverbs'

A man was sleeping under a pear tree, when suddenly a snake came. A pear fell waking him. He killed the snake and ate the pear.
Argentine Proverb

'Arabian Proverbs'

A thousand curses never tore a shirt.
Arabian Proverb

A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog travelling with good men becomes a rational being.
Arabian Proverb

All strangers are relations to each other.
Arabian Proverb

Better a handful of dry dates and content therewith than to own the Gate of Peacocks and be kicked in the eye by a broody camel.
Arabian Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside.
Arabian Proverb

If I were to trade in winding sheets, no one would die.
Arabian Proverb

If the camel once get his nose in the tent, his body will follow.
Arabian Proverb

If you buy cheap meat, when it boils you smell what you have saved.
Arabian Proverb

Let the sword decide after the stratagem has failed.
Arabian Proverb

Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.
Arabian Proverb

American Proverbs'

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself to keep his friends in countenance.
American Proverb

A mill cannot grind with water that is past.
American Proverb

Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy.
American Proverb

Beggars can never be bankrupt.
American Proverb

Calm weather in June, sets the corn in tune.
American Proverb

Each day provides its own gifts.
American Proverb

Feel for others, in your pocket.
American Proverb

Folks like the truth that hits their neighbour.
American Proverb

Good weight and measure, are heaven's treasure.
American Proverb

Great trees keep little ones down.
American Proverb

'African Proverbs'

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
African Proverb

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
African Proverb

The earth is a beehive, we all enter by the same door.
African Proverb

There are 40 kinds of lunacy, but only one kind of common sense.
African Proverb

Laughter Quotes

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

-- Eddie Murphy

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. 

-- Bertolt Brecht

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. 

-- Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. 

-- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis.
Laughter is higher than all pain.

-- Elbert Hubbard

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. 

-- Victor Borge

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. 

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. 

-- W.C. Fields

A day without laughter is a day wasted. 

-- Charlie Chaplin

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. 

-- Will Rogers

Albert Einstein Quotes

Albert Einstein Quotes Pages: 1 2 3 4
(1879 - 1955) - German born physicist and Nobel prize winner.

  1. The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 
  2. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science. 
  3. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. 
  4. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. 
  5. Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. 
  6. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. 
  7. Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach. 
  8. Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player. 
  9. Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them! 
  10. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Riddles Quiz-1

 1.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
A. the letter M
B. C. a clock
a second

2.
What is coming but will never arrive?
A. the postman
B. tomorrow 
C. the wind

3.
Why is a Math book sad?
A. it has no parents
B. it has so many problems
C. it has no money 

4.
How many months have 28 days?
A. all of them
B. six months
C. February 

5.
What two words have the most letters?
A. New York
B. Alpha Beta
C. Post Office 

*Check answers in comment box.

The most used shortest word in the English Language

There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word,

and that word is 'UP.'



It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use ! it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this up is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now ........my time is UP , so time to shut UP!

Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?

U P