Funny Spoonerisms
know your blows - blow your nose
tease my ears - ease my tears
nicking your pose - picking your nose
you have very mad banners - you have very bad manners
lack of pies - pack of lies
it's roaring with pain - it's pouring with rain
sealing the hick - healing the sick
go help me sod - so help me God
pit nicking - nit picking
bowel feast - foul beast
I'm a damp stealer - I'm a stamp dealer
hypodemic nurdle - hypodermic needle
wave the sails - save the whales
chipping the flannel on TV - flipping the channel on TV
mad bunny - bad money
I'm shout of the hour - I'm out of the shower
lead of spite - speed of light
this is the pun fart - this is the fun part
I hit my bunny phone - I hit my funny bone
flutter by - butterfly
bedding wells - wedding bells
I must mend the sail - I must send the mail
cop porn - popcorn
it crawls through the fax - t falls through the cracks
my zips are lipped - my lips are zipped
bat flattery - flat battery
would you like a nasal hut? - would you like a hazel nut?
belly jeans - jelly beans
eye ball - bye all
fight in your race - right in your face
ready as a stock - steady as a rock
no tails - toe nails
hiss and lear - listen here
soul of ballad - bowl of salad
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