The elves love to make up silly Christmas jokes when they're making presents. And Christmas jokes are their favourite! Here are some of the jokes that always make the elves laugh!
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle!
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!
An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!
What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. That's no offence", said the judge. " It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.
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