Laughter Quotes

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

-- Eddie Murphy

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. 

-- Bertolt Brecht

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. 

-- Napoleon Bonaparte

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. 

-- Stephen King fromHearts in Atlantis.
Laughter is higher than all pain.

-- Elbert Hubbard

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. 

-- Victor Borge

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. 

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. 

-- W.C. Fields

A day without laughter is a day wasted. 

-- Charlie Chaplin

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. 

-- Will Rogers