Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Funny or interesting Anagrams

Funny or Interesting Anagrams:
Motley Crue: Me Cruel Toy 
Bob Marley: Marble Boy 
William Shakespeare: I'll make a wise phrase 
Jay Leno: Enjoy L.A. 
Gene Simmons: Immense Song 
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler 
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots 
Microsoft Windows = Sown in discomfort 
John Mayer = Enjoy harm 
Belgium = Big mule 
The eyes = They see 
Barbie doll = Liberal bod 
George Bush = He bugs Gore 
Waitress = A stew, Sir? 
Guinness draught = naughtiness drug 
Breasts = Bra sets 
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice 
Apple Products = Support Placed 
Western Union = No Wire Unsent 
Bruce Springsteen = Creep brings tunes 
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter 
vegetarian = ate in grave 
graduation = out in a drag 
Dick Cheney = Needy Chick 
Debit card = Bad credit 
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place 
Jennifer Aniston = fine in torn jeans 
Achievements = Nice, save them 
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch 
Christine = Nice Shirt 
Spice Girls = Pig Slices 
The Cincinnati Reds = Indecent Christian 
Dormitory = Dirty Room 
Confessional = On scale of sin 
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV 
Princess Diana = end is a car spin 
President W = Newest Drip 
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free 
Laxative = exit lava 
Evangelist = Evil's Agent 
George W Bush = he grew bogus 
Beavis and Butthead = Thus, be a bad deviant 
Astronomer = moon starer 
Apple, Inc = Epic Plan 
San Francisco Giants- Fascinating, No scars 
Pre Calculus = Call up curse 
Stupid Girl = Drips Guilt 
madonna louise ciccone = one cool dance musician 
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom 
Desperation = A Rope Ends It 
Dancing with the stars = Winners had tight acts 
Sherlock Holmes = He'll mesh crooks 
Frito Lay = Oily Fart 
Baseball = Babes All
Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair 
Conversation = Voices Rant On ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER 
THE EYES: THEY SEE 
Geologist = Go Get Oils 
Christmas = Trims cash 
Why do you care? = Hey you coward!
President Bush = Burnished Pest 
Action man = cannot aim 
The Simpson's = men's hot piss 
Year two thousand = a year to shut down 
Debit card = Bad Credit 
shower time = where moist 
Santa Monica = satanic moan 
goodbye = Obey god 
ipod lover = poor devil 
Narcissism = Man's crisis 
Actor Sylvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star 
Funeral = Real Fun 
comfort is = microsoft 
Hot water = Worth tea 
Television programming = Permeating living rooms 
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer 
Darling I love you = Avoiding our yell 
The Country Side = No City Dust Here 
Flamethrower = oh, felt warmer 
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action 
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord 
Saddam Hussain = Humans sad side 
Sheryl crow = her slow cry 
Howard Stern = Retard Shown 
Ladybug = bald guy 
Astronomers = No more stars 
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's 
A Gentleman = Elegant Man 
I hate school = oh so ethical 
No admittance = contaminated 
Microwave = Warm Voice 
Austin Powers = power us satin 
T.S. Eliot = toilets 
A telescope = To see place 
Elvis = lives 
Justin Timberlake = im a jerk but listen 
Mel Gibson = Big Melons 
The Apple Macintosh = Machines apt to help 
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one 
Christmas = Trims cash 
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil 
Schoolmaster = The classroom 
A shoplifter = has to pilfer 
listen = silent 
Chemistry = shit, me cry 
Gene Simmons = Immense Song 
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it 
Garbage Man = Bag Manager

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