Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Funny Spoonerisms

Funny Spoonerisms

know your blows - blow your nose

go and shake a tower  - go and take a shower
tease my ears -  ease my tears
nicking your pose  - picking your nose
you have very mad banners -  you have very bad manners
lack of pies -  pack of lies
it's roaring with pain -  it's pouring with rain
sealing the hick -  healing the sick
go help me sod  - so help me God
pit nicking  - nit picking
bowel feast -  foul beast
I'm a damp stealer -  I'm a stamp dealer
hypodemic nurdle -  hypodermic needle
wave the sails  - save the whales
chipping the flannel on TV -  flipping the channel on TV
mad bunny -  bad money
I'm shout of the hour -  I'm out of the shower
lead of spite  - speed of light
this is the pun fart - this is the fun part
I hit my bunny phone  - I hit my funny bone
flutter by -  butterfly
bedding wells - wedding bells
I must mend the sail  - I must send the mail
cop porn - popcorn
it crawls through the fax - t falls through the cracks
my zips are lipped  - my lips are zipped
bat flattery - flat battery
would you like a nasal hut?  - would you like a hazel nut?

belly jeans -  jelly beans
eye ball  - bye all
fight in your race  - right in your face
ready as a stock - steady as a rock
no tails  - toe nails
hiss and lear -  listen here
soul of ballad -  bowl of salad

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